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What the Captain Saw!

You Couldn’t Make it Up’ is a collection of funny and improbable anecdotes which didn’t really fit into either ‘Paid to Live the Dream’ or the next book ‘Moving On’, but which were worth telling anyway. After I left the Thames tugs I was working for various yacht owners who used their boats either for their own use or for charter and I was privy to all their quirks and failings.